Nolan on "Cutting Heads"

Jeane was talking at dinner tonight about her nickname at work being "The Hatchet" due to her cutting heads.

Nolie promptly tells Mommy that we don't cut heads, we cut paper...with safety scissors.
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Toddler Translator

Mommy: "...so I just had a pretzel at the mall."

Nolie: "Yeah, I had a potato in the hall!"

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